Typical "friends only" type post

Pretend there's some awesome banner of a sex godess, me flicking you off, a piece of shit floating in a toilet or whatever you want, but this is it.

My journal is now and shall forever remain friends only. Don't bother adding me if you don't bother to comment. I will notice, but I'll ignore you until I'm annoyed with seeing your name on my hidden friends of list, at which point in time I will just flat out ban you without asking any questions and poof you go.